Fadeblight

I felt it was time to update my journal so I leave you with a little wisdom on marrage. ;) .) I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was "Always." .) A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife lasts forever. And who can say it better than one of the presidents of the United States? .) "I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." -- Jimmy Carter -- Fade See X-Horizon http://x-horizon.deviantart.com and Mark the Spark's http://mark-the-spark.deviantart.com portfolios, they're my favorite photographers! And, if your into poetry, check out my favorite poet CarpeCali

Things to do on the elevator: - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." See X